Specialities

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Colorectal

an interesting speciality. Most notable for its mathematical precision. For every 3 letters in the name of a laparoscopic procedure add one hour to the duration of the operation. EG. Pan-proctocolectomy=6hours. Maybe this is a bit harsh for appendicectomy, but not unheard off.

Urology

Is really taking the piss

Ortho-trauma

Blocking the way for a pain free hospital.

Other stuff

leads for specialties are…….

more stuff.